Dear Maternity Jeans,

Just want you to know you're doing a bang-up job masquerading as regular jeans. And none of that Coke Zero as real Coke business. People REALLY think you zip up. So thanks for that.

Sincerely,
Stretchy Pants McGee

P.S. Yes, I am aware I am no longer pregnant. Thank you.

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Michelle  – (October 14, 2011 at 5:48 AM)  

teehee. I assume you have seen the mom jeans add on snl? "Cuz I'm not a woman anymore, I'm a mom!"

2 by Design  – (October 16, 2011 at 12:17 PM)  

Hahahahahah, I suuuuuuure have! Oh, and don't count me out from pajama jeans. I watch a LOT of infomercials these days.

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