Dear Maternity Jeans,
>> Thursday, October 13, 2011 –
baby
Just want you to know you're doing a bang-up job masquerading as regular jeans. And none of that Coke Zero as real Coke business. People REALLY think you zip up. So thanks for that.
Sincerely,
Stretchy Pants McGee
P.S. Yes, I am aware I am no longer pregnant. Thank you.
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teehee. I assume you have seen the mom jeans add on snl? "Cuz I'm not a woman anymore, I'm a mom!"
Hahahahahah, I suuuuuuure have! Oh, and don't count me out from pajama jeans. I watch a LOT of infomercials these days.