Man, this place is dead today. Not a cub or a coug worth talking to up in this mix.
Oh wait, what's this? Well hellllo there, mamacita. Why thank you, I know I'm way more mature than my four-month age would lead you to believe. You're not so bad yourself. Now that the pleasantries are out of the way, waddya say we crack open a bottle of the house's finest?
Seriously, what can I do to make this happen? I'm willing to do just about anything to close the deal.
Eeesh, sorry, I get a little grabby when I'm excited. Bad hands! I swear I'm a really nice guy. Even a bit of a mama's boy if you can believe it.
...no but seriously, how about that bottle?