Pimpin' in Paradise

Oh, hello there. Don’t mind me. I just flew into the Maldives on my private jet for the weekend. If anyone needs me, I’ll be reading/sleeping/drinking mojitos on the deck. Though, you’ll have to schedule an appointment with my pool boy/surf instructor/gourmet chef/master masseuse. Sigh.

(Bayantree Vabbinfaru Hotel and Resort - Maldives)